Depressive Blog, Might Trigger

Wake up just before you drown
The moonlight shining off your tears
As you bleed out your worst fears.
- cutters lullaby - Help me please

28.7.13 ~ Thank you for caring about me<3

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

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"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

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wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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A few of my favorite vintage Mishapocalypse pics…


just to name a few

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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

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